I always lie to my friends about my sexual conquests. I’m a vigin but they don’t know it. I’m 25 and I think about sex all of the time, but I haven’t found the right person to be with. Sometimes I’m glad I waited other times I feel like a loser. My friends think I’m a complete whore and I don’t know how I’ll possibly share about my first time whent hey thought that was years ago. I’m so embarrassed.
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June 12th, 2010
Anonymous
I was brushing my 8 year old daughter’s hair this morning and was telling her she should get it cut because she looks so cute with short hair.
She said “But Mom, I’m growing it for Locks of Love so people with cancer can have hair.”
I got tears in my eyes.
Needless to say I won’t be suggesting a haircut anymore!
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June 13th, 2010
Anonymous
My Boyfriend cant kiss, I cant tell him its beginning to put me off
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June 13th, 2010
Anonymous
My genitals are on FIRE and I’m too scared to go to the doctor.
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June 13th, 2010
Anonymous
i have bieber fever. my friends would make fun of me. i deleted the songs in my itunes, kept the songs on my ipod but renamed them all under a fake band.
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June 17th, 2010
Anonymous
I posted my original secret a while back…
I hate to say it but my genitals are still on FIRE and I am still to embarassed and ashamed to go see a doctor.
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June 18th, 2010
Anonymous
my dad steals my pot but he doesn’t know i know…
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June 18th, 2010
Anonymous
Father’s day is tough because I don’t know who my father is and my step father cut me off the family tree. Literally, he removed my name off of the one he was making.
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June 20th, 2010
Anonymous
To the guy who’s penis is on fire, you really should go to the doctor. They dont judge, trust me. They can give you medication and it helps.
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June 20th, 2010
Sictabity
I still suck my thumb
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June 20th, 2010
Sictabity
I can’t sleep without a night light.
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June 20th, 2010
Anonymous
I had a friend, who always asked what I thought of her clothes and hair. I tried to make nice comments and some suggestions. I met her in 2005. Honestly, her fried 80′s hair and camel toe showing shorts embarrassed me. I tried to look past all of that. I finally realized she was proud of it all. I guess her too little clothes were a way of to get attention.
I quit. I can handle that if that’s all you know or if you can’t afford more. But to choose to make yourself look and act like you’re in a Def Leopard video. Why?
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June 23rd, 2010
Anonymous
This summer, while everyone else goes to the beach, I’ll be staying home again.
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June 24th, 2010
Anonymous
I told you soccer sucks! USA lost today.
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June 26th, 2010
Sictabity
My Dad left me on Christmas Eve. I have never seen him since.
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June 30th, 2010
Anonymous
I FINALLY went to the doctor! He gave me some ointment. My GENITALS are not on FIRE anymore! Thank god! I thought my unit was going to fall off or I was going to scratch it off.
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June 30th, 2010
Sictabity
I ran into my boyfriends wife today, we went to high school together, she looks great, why does he cheat on her?
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July 8th, 2010
Anonymous
My boyfriend likes to cry a lot. At movies or during random conversations, it makes me think he is a sissy. I think I will be ending our relationship soon because of his many tears. I wonder if he will cry then…..
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July 10th, 2010
Anonymous
I check my closets and shower curtains every night for monsters. I’m a 34 year old man. Sad…..
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July 10th, 2010
Sictabity
I am embarrassed that I married such an idiot, now my ex-husband, what was I thinking?
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July 10th, 2010
Anonymous
My favorite holiday is Thanksgiving.
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July 16th, 2010
Anonymous
My Mom likes to lie!!!!
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July 25th, 2010
Anonymous
Everyone thinks I have lots of friends but they don’t know I sit home alone most nights wondering why no one’s returned my telephone calls.
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July 29th, 2010
Anonymous
I love my best friend dearly, but her posts on Facebook make her look like a total basket case. She always says she’s having a breakdown and over reacts to things. I wish she’d just hold off on the comments and wait for situations to work themselves out before typing her problems! She really does come off as a psycho sometimes and I know she isn’t as bad as it seems on line. Now she’s starting to verbalize these rants in front of other people.
They say birds of a feather flock together. I won’t stop loving her, but it’s pissing me off that she continues to act like this without regard to how it makes her look and how it affects me. How did she turn into this person? We became friends because she was the only woman I could handle because she had no drama. Now she is the definition of drama!!!
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August 3rd, 2010
Anonymous
My husband got a very racy text message at 4 am. He said he had no idea who it was from. Well, I was so mad that I called the number later that day. The woman who answered swore she had no idea what I was talking about. I rechecked the number. Turns out I had called and accused some poor stranger. The text actually came from my husband’s friend… his friend is a man…
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August 24th, 2010
Anonymous
I can’t fart at anyone elses house. I can’t poo at any other home than my own. That’s why I’m quiet after two days at your house.
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October 10th, 2010
Anonymous
I think people are becoming addicted to smart phones. Sad!
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November 21st, 2010
Sictabity
It is painful to be around you, I get tongue tied and clammy. Still worth it though.
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March 20th, 2011
Anonymous
I had to fart really bad while sitting at my desk in cubicle land. I tried to hold it as long as I could. I finally tried to let it slide out silently. I shit my pants by accident and had to sneak through the other cubes to the restroom. I left my boxers in the trash can.
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November 22nd, 2011
Anonymous
My dog likes peanut butter. I like blow jobs. Two birds, one stone!!!
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November 22nd, 2011
Anonymous
I feel bad for prematurely balding guys, and gals for that matter
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December 11th, 2011
Anonymous
People will judge you immediately when they see what you have done to your body.
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December 13th, 2011
Anonymous
I’m so sorry that you are all alone and will always be that way. Brief destructive relationships don’t count although in your mind they do.
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January 10th, 2012
Anonymous
Im sorry you are socially awkward and vapid. Future spinster, it could be worse.
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Anonymous
I always lie to my friends about my sexual conquests. I’m a vigin but they don’t know it. I’m 25 and I think about sex all of the time, but I haven’t found the right person to be with. Sometimes I’m glad I waited other times I feel like a loser. My friends think I’m a complete whore and I don’t know how I’ll possibly share about my first time whent hey thought that was years ago. I’m so embarrassed.
June 12th, 2010
Anonymous
I was brushing my 8 year old daughter’s hair this morning and was telling her she should get it cut because she looks so cute with short hair.
She said “But Mom, I’m growing it for Locks of Love so people with cancer can have hair.”
I got tears in my eyes.
Needless to say I won’t be suggesting a haircut anymore!
June 13th, 2010
Anonymous
My Boyfriend cant kiss, I cant tell him its beginning to put me off
June 13th, 2010
Anonymous
My genitals are on FIRE and I’m too scared to go to the doctor.
June 13th, 2010
Anonymous
i have bieber fever. my friends would make fun of me. i deleted the songs in my itunes, kept the songs on my ipod but renamed them all under a fake band.
June 17th, 2010
Anonymous
I posted my original secret a while back…
I hate to say it but my genitals are still on FIRE and I am still to embarassed and ashamed to go see a doctor.
June 18th, 2010
Anonymous
my dad steals my pot but he doesn’t know i know…
June 18th, 2010
Anonymous
Father’s day is tough because I don’t know who my father is and my step father cut me off the family tree. Literally, he removed my name off of the one he was making.
June 20th, 2010
Anonymous
To the guy who’s penis is on fire, you really should go to the doctor. They dont judge, trust me. They can give you medication and it helps.
June 20th, 2010
Sictabity
I still suck my thumb
June 20th, 2010
Sictabity
I can’t sleep without a night light.
June 20th, 2010
Anonymous
I had a friend, who always asked what I thought of her clothes and hair. I tried to make nice comments and some suggestions. I met her in 2005. Honestly, her fried 80′s hair and camel toe showing shorts embarrassed me. I tried to look past all of that. I finally realized she was proud of it all. I guess her too little clothes were a way of to get attention.
I quit. I can handle that if that’s all you know or if you can’t afford more. But to choose to make yourself look and act like you’re in a Def Leopard video. Why?
June 23rd, 2010
Anonymous
This summer, while everyone else goes to the beach, I’ll be staying home again.
June 24th, 2010
Anonymous
I told you soccer sucks! USA lost today.
June 26th, 2010
Sictabity
My Dad left me on Christmas Eve. I have never seen him since.
June 30th, 2010
Anonymous
I FINALLY went to the doctor! He gave me some ointment. My GENITALS are not on FIRE anymore! Thank god! I thought my unit was going to fall off or I was going to scratch it off.
June 30th, 2010
Sictabity
I ran into my boyfriends wife today, we went to high school together, she looks great, why does he cheat on her?
July 8th, 2010
Anonymous
My boyfriend likes to cry a lot. At movies or during random conversations, it makes me think he is a sissy. I think I will be ending our relationship soon because of his many tears. I wonder if he will cry then…..
July 10th, 2010
Anonymous
I check my closets and shower curtains every night for monsters. I’m a 34 year old man. Sad…..
July 10th, 2010
Sictabity
I am embarrassed that I married such an idiot, now my ex-husband, what was I thinking?
July 10th, 2010
Anonymous
My favorite holiday is Thanksgiving.
July 16th, 2010
Anonymous
My Mom likes to lie!!!!
July 25th, 2010
Anonymous
Everyone thinks I have lots of friends but they don’t know I sit home alone most nights wondering why no one’s returned my telephone calls.
July 29th, 2010
Anonymous
I love my best friend dearly, but her posts on Facebook make her look like a total basket case. She always says she’s having a breakdown and over reacts to things. I wish she’d just hold off on the comments and wait for situations to work themselves out before typing her problems! She really does come off as a psycho sometimes and I know she isn’t as bad as it seems on line. Now she’s starting to verbalize these rants in front of other people.
They say birds of a feather flock together. I won’t stop loving her, but it’s pissing me off that she continues to act like this without regard to how it makes her look and how it affects me. How did she turn into this person? We became friends because she was the only woman I could handle because she had no drama. Now she is the definition of drama!!!
August 3rd, 2010
Anonymous
My husband got a very racy text message at 4 am. He said he had no idea who it was from. Well, I was so mad that I called the number later that day. The woman who answered swore she had no idea what I was talking about. I rechecked the number. Turns out I had called and accused some poor stranger. The text actually came from my husband’s friend… his friend is a man…
August 24th, 2010
Anonymous
I can’t fart at anyone elses house. I can’t poo at any other home than my own. That’s why I’m quiet after two days at your house.
October 10th, 2010
Anonymous
I think people are becoming addicted to smart phones. Sad!
November 21st, 2010
Sictabity
It is painful to be around you, I get tongue tied and clammy. Still worth it though.
March 20th, 2011
Anonymous
I had to fart really bad while sitting at my desk in cubicle land. I tried to hold it as long as I could. I finally tried to let it slide out silently. I shit my pants by accident and had to sneak through the other cubes to the restroom. I left my boxers in the trash can.
November 22nd, 2011
Anonymous
My dog likes peanut butter. I like blow jobs. Two birds, one stone!!!
November 22nd, 2011
Anonymous
I feel bad for prematurely balding guys, and gals for that matter
December 11th, 2011
Anonymous
People will judge you immediately when they see what you have done to your body.
December 13th, 2011
Anonymous
I’m so sorry that you are all alone and will always be that way. Brief destructive relationships don’t count although in your mind they do.
January 10th, 2012
Anonymous
Im sorry you are socially awkward and vapid. Future spinster, it could be worse.
January 23rd, 2012
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